May 10th: Chaos Ritual

By popular demand, the Bastards are finishing an entire book together! Of course, that means reading the middle, because we started at the end. Even if you only read this week’s section, you are welcome to join us.

This coming Wednesday, we discuss pages 69-113 of Steve Wilson’s Chaos Ritual. This is the Medicine Wyrd chapter, “…the book of the great secret, of how to enter the world of Wyrd, of how to travel to the land of Spirit, of how to steal the Medicine from them by strength or guile, of how to return alive and sane, or at least as sane as can be expected.”

March 22nd: Advanced Magick for Beginners

Another Saint Shut-the-Fuck-Up-Friday suggestion this week: Alan Chapman’s Advanced Magick for Beginnerspages 9-22 and pages 29-49.

Other recommended sections (optional):

Pages 57-63 and 89-105 (“What’s in a Name,” “The Dirty F-Word” and “God Bothering”) if you want some spicy takes about magical names and oaths, working with spirits, gods, and demons, some choice conspiracy theories about mystic experiences in Christianity, and how to go about Regular Wizard Shit™ like creating familiars and getting possessed.

or

Pages 107-119 and then 135-149 (“One Portion of Death, Please,” “Hover Boards and Silver Lycra” and “Abseiling”) for Chapman’s views on contacting your Holy Guardian Angel and (in the opinion of your Saint) a couple of really beautiful and snarky meditations on finding your Will and initiation being a never-ending process.

Their Holiness offers the following commentary upon the text:

Advanced Magick for Beginners is Alan Chapman’s attempt to chronicle the Western tradition(s) of magick, and the introduction and bibliography cite texts that will be familiar to veteran Magical Bastards (Liber Null) as well as those Bastards more recently on-scene (The Invisibles.) Chapman is a Magus of the A.’.A.’., and his goal is to rescue the occult revival of the nineteenth and twentieth centuries from what he perceives as “the rot of extreme postmodernism.”

Now, I’m just a simple country Saint Shut-the-Fuck-Up-Friday. I spent enough time in grad school that I feel an instinctive need to glove up before getting within 10 feet of the word “postmodern,” so I’ll say this:

I really, really enjoy Chapman’s sense of humor, warmth, and snark. Advanced Magick for Beginners is one of the more accessible texts of its ilk that I’ve found in my (admittedly limited!) course of study. Chapman’s paradigm for how to do magick is only 42 words long—I counted—so at least where brevity is concerned he’s got an advantage over Ida Benedetto. However, the text’s simplicity belies the profundity of attempting to put its ideas into practice.

March 15th: Patterns of Transformation

This week at the behest of Saint Shut-the-Fuck-up Friday, we will be reading Patterns of Transformation by Ida C. Benedetto.

It exists here as a website:  https://patternsoftransformation.com

Their Holiness, in their infinite assiduity, has also created a printable version.

They have these comments to offer upon the text:

Magical Bastards has read a few different texts at this point that offer schemas and vocabulary to describe various aspects of magical practices. Patterns of Transformation is in a similar vein, but the taxonomies Benedetto articulates are ostensibly for secular ritual design. Your mileage may vary on whether this results in a watered-down schema or whether it provides a convenient tabula rasa on which to stamp your own serial numbers, godforms, ritual tools, etc.

My own work as a Humanist Celebrant has shown me that it can be difficult to convince a grab-bag of atheists, agnostics, and skeptics to fully give themselves over to an experience without at some point needing to go into extensive detail about the Entrails of Logistics that (may) result in the Sausage of Transcendence. Benedetto’s model has provided a pretty solid framework for those conversations over the past five or six years of my practice, and increasingly—while I am not yet certain whether I mean this cynically or earnestly—feels like a great way to persuade atheists into doing magic with intent if not comprehension (where “comprehension” means we both would describe what they’re doing as the M-word.)